Seussical The Crucible

(note: THIS IS A PERSONA PIECE AND DOESN'T NECESSARILY REFLECT MY OWN OPINIONS!)

When I was around all my nonsense rang true
And nonsense still rules, it does through and through.
Except those who speak speaking words they don’t mean
And world leaders make mistakes like I’ve not seen.
They’re like foxes in soxes in boxes with locks;
But what shocks are the knocks when society mocks.

Homeland security is now less fertile
We need another spokesman like Yertle the Turtle.
Perhaps poor old Dubya’s snitch, not a Sneech-
Public acceptance was never in reach.
His breeches pulled high give him a major wedgie-
I think that Ms Rice was a little more edgy.

But hell and goshdarnit: JUST GO BOMB ISRAEL!
Perhaps then the Grinch who stole Hanukah won’t fail.
And while you’re at it, do the same to Sudan,
We have enough niggers to make a whole Who farm.
I may be Horton, but I don’t hear a sound
(except of redemption if blacks weren’t around).

Environment matters, as Al Gore would say.
But that was my idea!! He wrenched it away!!
I think that my Lorax’s message spoke far
‘cause now there’s less petrol emitting from our cars.
That was me, and not Al, who started all that
With simplicity speaking like Cat in the Hat.

And I hope that McCain ends up butter side down
With Republicans frowning Republican frowns.
And Democrats hooting their high honking hoots
Like Horton the Elephant, or Perez’s fruits.
And I don’t like green eggs and ham
I really don’t like them Uncle Sam.

Oh, the places we’d go if I ran the show:
The thinks I would think and the knows I would know!
We are floundering and drowning in McElligot’s pool.
We need new direction following fool after fool.
Yet what I want more than to be born anew
Is a world where there is our own Solla Sollew.