Tuesday, 18 November 2008

Chinese Laundry

I needed some new socks. So I bought some for a fiver from a roadside vendor.

Q: What's worse than realising only once you're on the train, that 'SIZE 6-8' means for 6 to 8 year olds?
A: When you get home and they still fit anyway.

Correction

DISCLAIMER: 2 little points to correct about my foray into the upstate world of New York - Patty is a sassy DIVORCED creative type who has more attitude and personality than a billion Oprahs; and her people mover is silver, not black. My bad.