When I went for a run last night, I jogged all the way from Houston down to Battery Park along the West shore... And as I was nearing Broadway again, I was pooped so I slowed down and caught my breath on the corner.
And who rounds the corner but a tall buff white guy and an absolutely STUNNING equally tall, slim woman. With long brown hair. And lips bigger than Ben Hur.
It looked just like Angelina Jolie.
Now I remember thinking "that's not her. It can't be. She's just had twins and is living in the south of France last time I heard". Which promoted me to start dwelling on how many people must be getting plastic surgery in this town to look like celebrities. But nose jobs are one thing, full face lifts and cheek implants to get a likeness like that were another. I pitied the poor woman.
And I kept running.
This morning, I walked down to the local Mexican 'milkbar' (they don't call them that here. In fact you get weird looks whenever you use the term) to get the Sunday papers. Aside from the byline "Death Cab Kills 2" which amused me greatly in a somewhat horrid way, there was also a picture of... ya huh... Angelina Jolie.
In New York.
At her latest movie premier.
Mhm!!
I'M NOT MAD!!!! And she really is STUNNING. She didn't have a scrap of makeup on and was wearing loose jeans and she was STILL stunning. A hundred people must have walked past in that minute I stood on the corner. And she was the only one who commanded my attention.
Tell that to Cath, Mum!
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Ah your first sighting..Cool..Its fun when you spot them..Any Halloween parties yet..What or whom are you going to dress as for Halloween..Halloween parties are the best..Have fun George
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